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A woman is like a wave. When she feels loved her self-esteem rises and falls in a wave motion. When she is feeling really good, she will reach a peak, then suddenly her mood may change and her mood crashes down. This crash is temporary. After she reaches bottom suddenly her mood will shift and she will again feel good about herself. Automatically her wave begins to rise back up.

When a woman's wave rises she feels she has an abundance of love to give, but when it falls she feels her inner emptiness and needs to be filled up with love. This time of bottoming out is a time for emotional housecleaning.>>

If she has suppresses any negative feelings or denied herself in order to be more loving on the upswing of her wave, then on the downswing she begins to experience these negative feelings and unfulfilled needs. During this time she especially needs to talk about problems and be heard and understood.>>>

A woman's ability to give and receive love in her relationship is generally a reflection of how she is feeling about herself. When she is not feeling as good about herself, she is unable to be as accepting and appreciative of her partner. At her down times, she tends to be overwhelmed or more emotionally reactive. When her wave hits bottom she is more vulnerable and needs more love. It is crucial that her partner understand what she needs at these times, otherwise he may make unreasonable demands.

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To love is natural.
To understand the variations of love is wisdom

Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third

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Do not waste any opportunity to smile to adversity, to
listen to problems and to embrace fears. Love doesn't
make distinctions

Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end but somewhere in the middle we've become the best of friends

Now is the time to know what men need's and what they requirements in wife's

FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must
have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.


SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article.
One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a
wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and
successful career!

ECONOMIST
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high.
However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon
the national interest.

MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and
understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family
unit.

IT CONSULTANT
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my
current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection
of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could
be an issue.


BUSINESS MAN
Wife wanted for company.

POLITICIAN
I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to
harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short
comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To
feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we
should in a civilized society................. (etc etc and never getting to
the point)

CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent
working condition.

FARMER
Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.

LAWYER
I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post
of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly
-a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this
view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the
service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be
overruled a! nd will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all
liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any
kind whatsoever.

PILOT
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants.
She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the
ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must
also be aerodynamically sound!!!

BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.

SHAAYAR
Burri muddat keh baad eik arazoo jaagi hai, Key hum bee shaadi shooda ho
jaayeh, Kya bahaana shaadi karaney ka............... joh kurrey sarey sarey,
Yeah mai butaatah hoon ........ Kyoon key yaroo ub khud ghur keh kaam hotah
nahee sarey sarey.

ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl - 5'8' & 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She
must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should
be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should
profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.

SHARABI
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am
an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends
come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar
to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample
should be ample.


MINICAB DRIVER
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm calling from x-ud,
erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but map
reading skills are a bonus.



BUILDER
Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be
homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.

DOCTOR
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you
feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.

ARMY COMMANDO
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful
applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins.
Camouflage provided.

RACE CAR DRIVER
A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to
keep pace!

ASTRONAUT
I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my
universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!
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